Keep the Rubber Side Down
I just got reblogged by the Tonight Show.

Huh.

Huked on foniks wurkd 4 me!

I let my PAIN fuck my EGO and I call the bastard ART.
Passing Strange -The Musical

I just had half of a big bag of lime tortilla chips and 3 avocados worth of spicy, fresh-made guacamole for dinner.

I win.

Sometimes-

-you just have to put Purple Rain on repeat.

A classical understanding sees the world primarily as underlying form itself. A romantic understanding sees it primarily in terms of immediate appearance.
Robert M Pirsig - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
When you want to hurry something, that means you no longer care about it and want to get on to other things.
Robert M Pirsig - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Physical discomfort is important only when the mood is wrong. Then you fasten on to whatever thing is uncomfortable and call that the cause. But if the mood is right, then physical discomfort doesn’t mean much.
Robert M Pirsig - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

fallontonight:

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allycoalition:

fallontonight:

Bleachers: I Wanna Get Better

Bleachers performs “I Wanna Get Better” for The Tonight Show audience.

NICE

LOVE THIS SONG

End your weekend with a total jam! 

This whole album is awesome.

Souvenirs from a great trip.

Souvenirs from a great trip.

Travel tip

You know how you can tell the serious movers in the airport?

They carry their backpack by only one strap.

You see a person with both straps on, that motherfucker has given up because life is too hard. If their flight leaves in 10 minutes, and they are walking (I use that word loosely) at a 10.5 pace, they’re going to have to miss that plane, because they only have 4 speeds: amble, mosey, plod and stroll.

Get behind the guy with that pack slung over 1 shoulder, because he’s ready to move. He’s up on the balls of his feet, ready to whip that bag off his shoulder and open a path through the standing dead. Big, left and right swings, clearing a swath you could drive a Studebaker through.

I’m that guy, come with me if you want to live.

Now headed to C20 for a 1230 departure.

Ye gods, the people in this airport move like arthritic bison…

…and they just took our aircraft out of service, now officially trapped at DFW…

Travels with Bob

Arrival gate A9, departure gate C7. Get on tram to go 2 stops counterclockwise to C terminal. Get on wrong tram, go 8 stops clockwise. Get to see ALL of DFW. Arrive gate C7, flight moved to gate C35, boarding starts in 10 minutes. Get on correct tram, go 1 stop counterclockwise. Arrive gate C35 in exactly 10 minutes. Flight delayed…