Keep the Rubber Side Down

I hope I don’t have to go anywhere in the near future.

Good thing Texas is a desert, with only a 40% chance of rain tonight…

letsgoforahike:

Let’s Go For A Hike
If you ride 26 miles and burn 1300 cal before noon, you have earned yourself a black bean burger with extra spinach and some tater tots, my friend.

If you ride 26 miles and burn 1300 cal before noon, you have earned yourself a black bean burger with extra spinach and some tater tots, my friend.

Just to be clear, it was a skid, not a crash.

It’s been two months since my ass hit the pavement, literally, I’d say it’s time to get back on this horse. 

64°, 93% humidity, let’s ride!

It’s been two months since my ass hit the pavement, literally, I’d say it’s time to get back on this horse.

64°, 93% humidity, let’s ride!

I do believe I’ve found the entrance to the Bat Cave.

I do believe I’ve found the entrance to the Bat Cave.

Ride the Divide - it’s on Netflix.
Now THAT is a bike race.
Banff, Alberta to Antelope Wells NM.
2711 miles on fat tires.
200,000 feet of climbing, that’s sea level to the top of Everest, 7 TIMES.
Dirt tracks, mountaineering, route finding, snow storms, camping out, seedy motels, lightning storms, grizzly bears, crazy mountain men.
Less than 100 people have ever attempted it, fewer than 40 have finished.
Who’s coming with me?

Ride the Divide - it’s on Netflix.

Now THAT is a bike race.

Banff, Alberta to Antelope Wells NM.

2711 miles on fat tires.

200,000 feet of climbing, that’s sea level to the top of Everest, 7 TIMES.

Dirt tracks, mountaineering, route finding, snow storms, camping out, seedy motels, lightning storms, grizzly bears, crazy mountain men.

Less than 100 people have ever attempted it, fewer than 40 have finished.

Who’s coming with me?

Good people of Austin!

It is 61° outside, with a stiff westerly breeze. It hasn’t been 61° since March.

I think you can safely TURN YOUR FUCKING AIR CONDITIONERS OFF!

Open a window! Get some fresh air! Give the power grid a rest.

Geez, weirdos.

macys:

Transform your mind, body and soul

macys:

Transform your mind, body and soul

New spectacles!

I can see!

New spectacles!

I can see!

Who needs video games? 

I have a giant green ball!

Who needs video games?

I have a giant green ball!

Today’s breakfast brought to you by - I’m sick as a dog and this will either cure me or kill me.

-and I’m like, “Oh yeah, I’ve got ‘the cure’ for this band, where’s my flamethrower? It’s just this fat, sad clown with too much make up, weeping over a guitar…”

Henry Rollins

- hates The Cure

nevver:

Staring at the Sun, [to scale]

nevver:

Staring at the Sun, [to scale]

twoyellows:

I’ve been obsessed with Pompeii since I first heard it, and while this cover is a little strange in concept, I really like it.

Postmodern Jukebox - Pompeii (Bastille cover)

Brilliant.