Keep the Rubber Side Down
The Hands You Gave Me

jennuhsaisquoi:

Everything started when my hands touched yours.

And I’ve done such sad things with my hands since then and I know you have too.

And I know we’ll find light in smaller hands than ours one day soon. 

And I hope our hands grow old in each others.

If not, then why have hands, at all.

Whose idea was it to schedule a highly technical 2 hour training immediately after lunch?

Advanced Wi-Fi troubleshooting is definitely a morning subject.

okiediva:

Yes.

okiediva:

Yes.

Do you see what I’m seeing?
Right!
No gloves, no goggles, no hearing protection…

Do you see what I’m seeing?

Right!

No gloves, no goggles, no hearing protection…

So. Many. Emails.

So. Many. Emails.

There isn’t a single part on a woman that is not worth kissing.
Junsei/Synn (via 69honeybeez1)

Alabama Shakes on ACL

Everyone cried -

- at the end of Here Comes the Boom, right?

I’m so emotional lately, I think maybe my cycle has synced up with the women of Tumblr.

What’s up with that?

But I mean, manly crying, you know…

Beer and ice cream, that’ll fix it.

kafkasapartment:

Circles in a Circle, 1923. Vasily Kandinsky (1866 - 1944). Oil on canvas

kafkasapartment:

Circles in a Circle, 1923. Vasily Kandinsky (1866 - 1944). Oil on canvas

Orange, grapefruit, banana, pineapple, blueberry, strawberry, blackberry, and a little almond milk.

Orange, grapefruit, banana, pineapple, blueberry, strawberry, blackberry, and a little almond milk.

Crikey, this thing has a lot of parts…

Crikey, this thing has a lot of parts…

Stand back, people, it’s about to get smoothie in here…

Ima Playuh

Chatting with 2 different women in 2 different time zones, simultaneously, is hard on my brain. One is from the future, one is from the past.

I’m gonna need all the beautiful babes in my life to move to my time zone, please.

Thank you.

PS - One of them is my mother, and we’re talking about golf. It’s okay, you can be jealous.