March 2012
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New Blog
houndmama:
Started a fitblr, here’s the link: Appetite for Reduction.
Check it out.
Just saw the big girl from next door in profile...
Me: Is she...pregnant?
Wife: Yep, totally. But you never ask, unless the baby is actually coming out of her.
Me: Right, got it.
Wow. Just...wow. →
Cameron begins descent to deepest point on Earth.
I would go into space tomorrow if you gave me a helmet. I will SCUBA dive in shark filled waters. But I would not do this…
“Then, when you’re mature, you do start telling the truth in odd situations….’I’m...”
– Eddie Izzard (via Prince Charming)
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Today I have completed my 44th orbit of the sun.
And what a trip it’s been.
I still wonder on a daily basis if I’m doing this right, I suspect I’ll never know for sure. I think the point is to keep trying, keep getting back up, measure your success in little victories. It’s about the journey.
44. Damn. There was a time when I didn’t think I’d make it this far. There were times when I didn’t want to.
I have discovered my passions: writing,...
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Woo-Hoo!
Kindle Fire for my birthday!
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Today I have completed my 44th orbit of the sun.
And what a trip it’s been.
I still wonder on a daily basis if I’m doing this right, I suspect I’ll never know for sure. I think the point is to keep trying, keep getting back up, measure your success in little victories. It’s about the journey.
44. Damn. There was a time when I didn’t think I’d make it this far. There were times when I didn’t want...
Even Angels Have Their Wicked Schemes: Marriage,... →
notyouraverageharlot:
Well, my mother would/does heartily disagree with my take on the whole thing, but diffr’nt strokes. Marriage is a nice concept, but far too many people get marriage and wedding mixed up. I think this is my family’s problem - they’re good Irish and Italian Catholics and seem to think marriage is…
Marriage is just a legal declaration, I got married in front of the JP...
Doc says,"If it hurts, don't do it."
My rotator cuff is shredded and my labrum is mangled. My shoulder cracks and pops every time I move it, simply being AWAKE hurts. So what does he do? Gives me a bunch of pills that make me sick, then sends me to physical therapy where all they do is TORTURE THE SHIT OUT OF ME and increase my pain levels.
What fuckery is this?
"Doctor Who"
JACK: Good evening. Hope we're not interrupting. (Shakes THE DOCTOR's hand.) Jack Harkness. I've been hearing about you on the way over.
ROSE: He knows. I had to tell him about us being... time agents.
JACK: It was a real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Spock. (Slaps THE DOCTOR on the back and walks off.)
THE DOCTOR (incredulous): Mr. Spock?!
ROSE: What was I supposed to say? You don't have a name! Don't you ever get tired of "doctor"? Doctor who?
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I'm a little show on the uptake sometimes..
I know they’ve preached this for years, I’m just now catching up.
All I’ve done is try to lower my horrific cholesterol numbers by changing my diet.
Cranked up the veggie intake.
Cut out red meat, cheese and fast food.
I don’t know how my cholesterol is, but I’ve dropped 5 pounds in 2 weeks.
Amazing.
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houndmama:
I’m drunk, waiting for the season finale of Walking Dead…I hope Carl stays in the fucking house.
STAY IN THE FUCKING HOUSE, CARL!
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Hey, all you artistic-types
How much would you charge to design a couple of tattoos for me? Hit my Ask if you’re interested, we’ll deal.
I think I'll start a photo blog-
-dedicated to the artistic value of cat puke. You know, color, shape, placement. With 5 cats I could update it twice a day, I swear …
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Fucking bullshit douchebag doctors.
Too fucking lazy to treat me so they just keep handing me off to less qualified people until I give up and go away. Seems like a shitty way to conduct business. But I suppose they still get paid, and that’s what’s important.
Fuck you and your whole worthless profession.
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Physical therapists-
-are the biggest bunch of charlatans and witch-doctors on the planet.
